I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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