I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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