I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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