She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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