Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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