If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
