Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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