Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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