try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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