it wasn't lemon gatorade
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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