Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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