and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm too high and old for this...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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