No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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