come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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