We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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