Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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