oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
high people should be assigned attendants
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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