I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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