like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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