Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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