I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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