sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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