It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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