smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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