i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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