I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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