no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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