Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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