You smell like stripper and shame
even my farts smell like vagina
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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