Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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