So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
we're so committed to being not committed
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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