SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
