the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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