Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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