Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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