her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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