I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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