No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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