i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Come see our sink grown plant.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Randomize
