She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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