i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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