He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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