I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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