Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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