Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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