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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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