I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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