love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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