I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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