i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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