We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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