Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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