Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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