there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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