Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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