Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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